When people tell me their problems and I don’t know what to say:

wtfsofunny:

Them:


Me:

Talking to my mom on the phone:

leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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saaandeee:

HAHAHA

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the-absolute-best-posts:

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the-absolute-best-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

jeunesselopez:

this made me laugh